i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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