She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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