How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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