YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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