It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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