It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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