My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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