dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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