we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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