is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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