My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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