Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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