I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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