every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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