it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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