Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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