Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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