i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
NoShamevember. You game?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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