Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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