Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
