i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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