I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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