Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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