Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Two words: nipple clamps
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