is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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