The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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