fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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