he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
