We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
try to milk me bitch
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