We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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