WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
