If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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