super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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