U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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