I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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