my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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