The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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