Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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