Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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