There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
