My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Randomize
