i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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