Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
