What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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