It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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