About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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