You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
