Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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