you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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