well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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