I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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