have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
