Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Shame is for Republicans.
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