I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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