If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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