What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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