what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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