The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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